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The act of having intercourse with one or more pokemon.
I just had mad pokeality with my torchic last nite, right before I finished, it embered.
by chazzledazzleverbeiren May 05, 2010
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as β€œplanetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine β€œreflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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pokemon porn, similar to beasteality,

sexing a pokemon.
"after giving up masterbating for forty days for lent, i got desperate and started doing pokemon. damn, this pokeality is really great."

by tsmithh February 13, 2008
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The act of having sex with a pokemon; masturbating to a pokemon
Justin: Dude, I think that Nidoqueen is sexy

Channing: Gross! You're into pokeality!

Adam: All I gotta say is watch out for Nidoqueen's Earthquake

Justin: No worries, I know Hypnosis
by adambomb9 March 28, 2011
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