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i poke smot every day
by ozzy October 13, 2003
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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Code for Smoking Pot, decieves parents/teachers
Hey, during lunch, let's poke smot!
by WarmFuzzyFriend May 13, 2009
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a slang phrase for smoking marijuana, coined by switching the first two letters in the phrase "smoke pot" in order to somewhat conceal your intentions
Guy 1: Yo u got any plans tonight?
Guy 2: Nah, not really probably just gonna go poke some smot
Guy 1: Nice, id b down to poke smot tonight
by Pseud O Nym October 24, 2009
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simply another word for smoke pot, made by some stupid people who were too paranoid to say smoke pot, but too retarded to realize most of everyone else will still know what they mean.
pokesmot.cjb.net is a good website named after this word
by poke smot February 22, 2004
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when marina is high she mixes up the beginnings of her sentences and instead says poke smot instead of smoke pot
by Tenac ious d April 24, 2010
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verb~slang~spoonerism for the act of partaking in marijuana.....jeez you ppl are stupid! Get it right!!!!!!!!!!
Little Johnny: "Hey man, would you like to poke some smot?"
Little Timmy:"Drugs are for losers!"
Little Johnny:"You wanna fly, you gotta buy."
by informed_student July 10, 2003
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