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When a guy is getting head and he shoves his penis down the females throat causing her to choke.
Dude, last night I gave my girlfriend the old "poke and choke".
by john owens October 24, 2007
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v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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Some kinky shit.

You poke her with your wee wee, and choke her at the same time. Girls love that shit.
Last night, I "poke and choked" this one girl so good, that she wanted to sleep over.
by Superman V2 March 13, 2014
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A gay threesome where the pivot man is taking one in the ass by one guy and getting blown by the other
Those dudes look like they got into a poke and choke last night
by TheRealBigBee January 21, 2018
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