Sam is suck an asshole. He keeps whoring the points and wont buy any doors.

A: Who are you texting to now?

B: Twitter. I've reached my tweeting point.

Be sure to Two-point over the jump.

"Do you want to hit this?" "Na' two-points."

Corey was drinking at the bar one night with his friends. He found a chick to go home with but then got greedy and went for the two point conversion with a female fire fighter. He ended up going home with his right and left hands instead

"I rather preffer a Two Point One instead of a First-class degree"

Im rubbing your vag point does it feel good.