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certifiable genius professor whose talents are underappreciated by his school at large, but has a devoted (if small) following of students and friends who understand and value his unique brand of humor and intelligent discussion
I just got out of Poff's class dude. It rocked.
by mrgeode February 09, 2005
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May 12 Word of the Day
When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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Jake was spreading rumors about Khamoni*
Khamoni: jake you’re Poff
by Geniusblackgirl! August 08, 2020
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This fine word is a magnificent mix of the two fine words ‘ponce’ and “poof

The word and be used in any honorary situation it can also be used in any context

It’s just that magnificent
Matt and Barbara enter her front door when they see that her dog Gunther has dropped an a big ol’ turd perched on the living room sofa

“Oi that’s the lushous DFS sofa known to man you massive fucking cunting hairy poff!!!” Says Matt

*punts Gunther square in the jaw*
*chins and lamps Barbara clean on the spot then runs*
by Niall Taylor September 05, 2019
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A poff is a sort of exhale-laugh. it's not a 'ha ha' but more of a scoff sounding noise. It's similar to a chuckle in that it's a step below a laugh
Aw man, I just poffed at your meme.
by Faux Fawn June 27, 2019
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Shortening of the British "Post Office". Used when one wants to visit said Poff.
"Im hungry" "Poff we go!"
by Joe Plant May 19, 2008
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An expression of dismissal of another's comment.
The sound of a vein in your head popping to a obtuse or vapid comment.
So you think that Football is way more important than being intelligent? Poff!
by HazMatador September 28, 2003
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