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certifiable genius professor whose talents are underappreciated by his school at large, but has a devoted (if small) following of students and friends who understand and value his unique brand of humor and intelligent discussion
I just got out of Poff's class dude. It rocked.
by mrgeode February 09, 2005
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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Jake was spreading rumors about Khamoni*
Khamoni: jake you’re Poff
by Geniusblackgirl! August 08, 2020
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This fine word is a magnificent mix of the two fine words ‘ponce’ and “poof

The word and be used in any honorary situation it can also be used in any context

It’s just that magnificent
Matt and Barbara enter her front door when they see that her dog Gunther has dropped an a big ol’ turd perched on the living room sofa

“Oi that’s the lushous DFS sofa known to man you massive fucking cunting hairy poff!!!” Says Matt

*punts Gunther square in the jaw*
*chins and lamps Barbara clean on the spot then runs*
by Niall Taylor September 05, 2019
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A poff is a sort of exhale-laugh. it's not a 'ha ha' but more of a scoff sounding noise. It's similar to a chuckle in that it's a step below a laugh
Aw man, I just poffed at your meme.
by Faux Fawn June 27, 2019
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Shortening of the British "Post Office". Used when one wants to visit said Poff.
"Im hungry" "Poff we go!"
by Joe Plant May 19, 2008
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An expression of dismissal of another's comment.
The sound of a vein in your head popping to a obtuse or vapid comment.
So you think that Football is way more important than being intelligent? Poff!
by HazMatador September 28, 2003
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