poet

Someone who writes alot of "meaningful" significant crap, in a rather eloquent way, but is often the only one who actually gets it.

Poet: so,you wanna read that for me and tell me what you think?
Pseudo Intellectual: yeh sure...
* 15 minutes later *
Pseudo Intellectual: well...*scratches chin*...*looks pensive*...I think it's rather deep...
Poet: oh, great..thanks.

Pseudo Intellectual to self---huh!?!?

by BitchnProud May 27, 2006

POET

Piss Off Early Today

Used in workplace environment to let others know you are leaving early today.

It's Friday, so I'll POET today.

by xlatia September 21, 2007

poet

a furry bitch-like creature that totally gets pissed upon daily.

i fucking HATE poet, for all of eternity!

by Sate In January 19, 2008

Poet

a stupid fucking asshole

"that guy there is a real poet"

by Glitter dick hole March 5, 2021

poet

a girl who speaks her mind and can't keep her mouth shut and talks about her poetry and doesn't want to fuck

that poet ain't gunna get none from me cause I am a conformist who drives a pickup and shoots anyone who touches my donkey which I have taught to pleasure me

by Max Barton June 16, 2004

Poet

A reference to a homosexual person. Derived from the fact that many of the historical poets were actually gay, and many of the modern ones are too.

Is he wearing a pink polo with the collar popped? What a poet!

by Peg Leg Pete May 6, 2008

poet

{a girl who speaks her mind and can't keep her mouth shut and talks about her poetry and doesn't want to fuck}

{that poet ain't gunna get none from me cause I am a conformist who drives a pickup and shoots anyone who touches my donkey which I have taught to pleasure me}

by Max Barton June 16, 2004