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when your pocket gets pulled out when you reach in and have no money and its just sticking out all stiff
I checked if i had enough change to pay for my food but all i got was a pocket boner!!
by crazyhacker92 June 24, 2009
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It's the sweat that accumilates under big boobs
It was so hot outside that I had mass amounts of boob sweat.
by Tiffany2583 January 05, 2007
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The buldge created when attempting to sneak food, beer or other contraband into a Movie theater or sports event.
James: "3 packs of m&m's AND a twix bar.. really dog?

Dan: "Always works, but if you keep staring at my pocket boner we'll have to split.
by Ribeyeguy September 19, 2011
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