Named after a combination of scattergun and alabama hot pocket.

An alabama hot pocket is performed on a girl and then she punches her pelvic region, causing a splatter of shat to shoot out of her vagina, like a poopy sawn off shotgun.
She decorated the wall with a Shattercannon Pocket Punch.
by rogan? January 31, 2012
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The act of shitting into the womans vagina and topping it off with some kind of salsa, sauce, or herbs you can get from your cooking cabinet. The punch is required at the end to pump and perhaps mash the contents into the vagina.
I gave sally an intense puerto rican pocket punch last night.
by PLSAS June 21, 2010
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Vicious sex with ones belly button accompanied with violent anal fisting simultaneously.
"Hey Squirrel, you pocket punching tonight?"
"you know it."
by birdtrousers September 17, 2014
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