a disease that causes you to look like an elf and stick massive amounts of pasta down your coat pocket
Nick: yo why do you have your hands in your pockets?
Pasta Pockets: Shut up I said no AHH comments
Nick: Yo man you got fucking pasta in your damn pockets
Pasta Pockets: Shut up AHH
by Senor Merk May 13, 2008
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a sexual act in which you shove spaghetti (or any other type of pasta) into your partner's rectum.
Yo, have you pocket pasta'd Ben yet? You have to try it it's so fun.
by TR00TH May 28, 2019
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