Wholly crap this guy stole my "joke poacher" word and used it in the Urban Dictionary. What an Info Poacher!
by BorisG5 August 11, 2009
A person who abuses the availability of free sodas in general areas where unlocked drink coolers exist.
by mediawatch January 24, 2011
This is a person who seeks relations with the general inhabitants of the local childrens recreational area. They also groom underage girls with the intention to engage in a sexual relationship in the near future.
Person 1: Look at that guy over there
Person 2: What a fucking filthy Playground Poacher
Person 1: Is that Liam Hughes?
Person 2: Maybe
Person 2: What a fucking filthy Playground Poacher
Person 1: Is that Liam Hughes?
Person 2: Maybe
by Khali would fuck a bear up September 01, 2009
by Stud Mcmuffinman May 31, 2015
Someone who misses both the vaginal cavity and anal cavity, therefore slamming their machinery right into the region infamously known as the taint.
Richie knew he had lost some accuracy when pulled a taint poacher on Marissa, guess you cant be 100% all the time.
by Stevie Y February 28, 2006
by Dying grandpa January 19, 2021
a person or group who takes a tragedy or negative situation they have no direct connection to and using it to benefit their agenda
All those c-list celebrities crying over Michael Jackson's death are a bunch of grief poachers. They don't care, they just want some air time on TV.
by mehmer July 01, 2015

