A dick that was once classified as a standard dick to one so small it is no longer classified as a dick. A dick too small to be seen with the naked eye.
She was expecting someone with a little more than a Pluto Dick. It's so small it cannot be seen by the naked eye.
by Lildval November 24, 2017
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When a guys dick is so small it's barely exists.
What's up with J? Sue hooked up with him and said he has a Pluto dick.
by CLEdogg April 05, 2014
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To be so mashed that you are really incomprehensible as if you're body's hear but your sensate mind has definitely transported to a far, far distant planet
I was so plutoed yesterday I had a conversation with a tree
by Olsburger September 07, 2016
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The Pluto effect is of somewhat concerning, it allows your mind to be overtaken by thoughts of infinite distances only to bring you crashing down to your keyboard and repeating two of the same emojis in two messages that would happen to lie closely together in the same thread making you look as if you cannot find something greater to replace the emojis with.
Me: Hey Jalapeño, have you fixed door knob labels yet?🤗🌻

Jalapeño: oh yes wow, I have indeed🦋 they know say “door knob” instead of “corn cob” silly me😂

Me: oh wow snazzy gameplay that’s a beaut bonza 🤗🌻

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0800 - Pluto needs a hug because it’s not a planet.com
by Jimmyshotgun October 20, 2018
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To be removed from a group because of new standards
Now that Sally joined the group Jennifer has been plutoing almost everyone in it.
by Javelinbobcat January 17, 2015
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