A Pluto pup is an Australian delicacy, a sausage coated in a thick layer of cornmeal batter on a stick. If you decline a Pluto Pup from someone, you will be kicked out of the country, you monster.
Also known as Corn Dog
Also known as Corn Dog
Alice: Hey Jimmy want a Pluto Pup?
Jimmy: Oh no thanks
Alice: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU DECLINE A PLUTO PUP! PLUTO PUPS ARE BEAUTIFUL AND PURE AND PERFECT IN ALL WAYS. YOU ARE A FUCKING SWINE I CANT BELIEVE YOU EVEN EXIST YOU FUCKING PEACE OF ABSOLUTE SHIT
Jimmy: Jesus fine i'll have a Pluto Pup damn
Jimmy: Oh no thanks
Alice: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU DECLINE A PLUTO PUP! PLUTO PUPS ARE BEAUTIFUL AND PURE AND PERFECT IN ALL WAYS. YOU ARE A FUCKING SWINE I CANT BELIEVE YOU EVEN EXIST YOU FUCKING PEACE OF ABSOLUTE SHIT
Jimmy: Jesus fine i'll have a Pluto Pup damn
by Don'tPanic!AtthediscoNoNotYet January 13, 2016
Alice: Hey want some pluto pups Jimmy?
Jimmy: Yeah mate, I love it's battery goodness along with the taste of the hotdog, maybe dipped in some catchup or mustard, mmmmmh
Alice: Damn Jimmy u rly like ur corn dogs m8
Jimmy: Yeah mate, I love it's battery goodness along with the taste of the hotdog, maybe dipped in some catchup or mustard, mmmmmh
Alice: Damn Jimmy u rly like ur corn dogs m8
by Don'tPanic!AtthediscoNoNotYet January 13, 2016
When your wife says you can't have sex because shes on her period, so you go for anal instead, but she hasn't prepared with an enima so when you pull out and and have a shit covered dick, then sneaky slam it in her blood box, so now you cock looks like a chocolate pluto pup and sauce.
Hubby was horrible last night, we did anal cause im on my rags, and he jumped from butt to box then told me his cock looks like a chocolate pluto pup, now I've got a uti.
by Douwntanal October 14, 2019