Urban Dictionary: plunkered

plunker

Someone that enjoys giving head to guys while they are taking a shit. while doing so they can hear the shit hit the water, hence the name plunker

Baxter: That nasty bitch Amanda gave me a plunker last night, and said she liked the way it smelled!

by The one and only Jdizzle October 15, 2006

Get a plunker mug for your grandma Beatrix.

plunker

when a women gives head to a guy while he is taking a shit on the toilet

dod that chic gives wicked good plunkers

by steve March 21, 2005

Get the plunker neck gaiter and mug.

plunker

an Australian term for a condom

" you gotta a plunker mate?"

by B-Jezus April 20, 2005

Get the plunker neck gaiter and mug.

Plunker

Shit, poo, crap a turd named for the sound it makes as it hits the water in the toilet.

Jim:"Holy shit! What's that smell coming out of the bathroom?"
Rob:"Don't go in there, man. Joel just dropped a massive plunker! I just hope he flushed."

by Tman2217 May 03, 2017

Get a Plunker mug for your coworker Bob.

plunker

a numpty?

by Anonymous August 01, 2003

Get the plunker neck gaiter and mug.

plunker

a massive punch through one's ass hole that causes massive amounts of pain.

oh damn, I'm late on my offering; now I'm going to get a plunker!

by smellysockman September 07, 2010

Get the plunker neck gaiter and mug.

Plunker

Whenever you take a shit and it hits the water with aa PLUNK! noise. Accompanied with water droplets splashing up and hitting the butthole.

Jimmy dropped a huge Plunker.

by Malware. January 11, 2019

Get a Plunker mug for your daughter Beatrix.