Urban Dictionary: plumber

A female wearing low-rise jeans with her panties visible and bunched up high and butt crack visible, particularly when bending over.

by lorraine January 09, 2004

A guy usually called 'Tony', who drives around in a very rusty van, and fits toilets and central heating.

Wife to husband: "Bloody hell. That Tony shure drinks a lot of tea!"

Husband to wife: "Yeah, but he's allowed to, cause the bog wont fit itself!"

by Big Tony December 05, 2003

A drummer or 'percussionist' who is not very good.

The first stage on the way to becoming a percussionist.

He's such a plumber, he can't even hardly keep a straight beat.

by The Vince December 01, 2003

plumb-er

some one who puts more than one plum up his or her ass.

by kieron conniff September 01, 2003

Someone that plays with fecal matter because they weren't smart enough to become an electrician

by Mustcookspark August 30, 2019