by Tommy south March 1, 2010
When a friend, partner or acquaintance plugs your anus with their fist when you have an extreme case of diarrhea, thus stopping the leak. If done incorrectly, the excrement will run down the partner's arm.
Ex 1: Bob: Aww man, I've got anal leakage again. Time to call the plumber
Joe: ... What the fuck is wrong with you?
Ex 2: Maria! Your crappy Mexican food gave me an assquake!
Give me the good old plumber!
Joe: ... What the fuck is wrong with you?
Ex 2: Maria! Your crappy Mexican food gave me an assquake!
Give me the good old plumber!
by Mr. Normous November 9, 2011
by rubirodd September 26, 2009
A person (most often male) who will replace and/or fix water systems. The plumber will most often have a whiteish beard, a t-shirt with the American flag on it, a worn out trucker hat, a mom tattoo on his arms (who will most likely be very hairy) and most important of all, improperly fitting pants (always will be too small and probably camo print) that will reveal his bum crack AKA the PLUMBERS CRACK.
Lady: Man look at that those pants!
Man: He's got that PLUMBER crack. Somebody has to get him some new pants!
Man: He's got that PLUMBER crack. Somebody has to get him some new pants!
by MOIST_SOCKS1104 February 12, 2018
Hey big Joads can you inspect my pipe work? Been eating lots of just da gravy rolls and I heard your a but plumber by trade
by Whitecunt February 17, 2016
Sex worker in a whorehouse who will perform acts of oral-anal sex the others cannot stand to , due to their relative delicacy.
Hilary wouldn't ream me out, but called in The Plumber who reamed me out good and rooted about like a truffle hound.
by NWA10000 January 15, 2015
by DA Cheetoh February 26, 2009