Person A: "My girlfriend let me pluck her flower last night"
Person B: "No way! She was a virgin? If I'd known, I'd have plucked her flower ages ago!"
Person B: "No way! She was a virgin? If I'd known, I'd have plucked her flower ages ago!"
by Leon Don Romeo Alexandro October 28, 2013
by ms pie May 06, 2006
Rachel was plucking the old banjo last night while I was driving. I almost wrecked as I nutted though a res light.
I paid that whore $5 to get me off. She was plucking the old banjo so hard o think she tore it near the helmet. It’s killing me.
I paid that whore $5 to get me off. She was plucking the old banjo so hard o think she tore it near the helmet. It’s killing me.
by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018
Used as an insult for any number of situations whereby it warrants that whatever is said is negated by a a directive that the other party would be better off if they were plucking the stank ass hairs out of your filthy gooch.
Teacher: Dan. Your scholastic performance is below par.
Dan: Pluck my gooch.
Boss: I need you to stay late tonight and help with clean up.
Employee: I need you to pluck my gooch.
Driver1: Hey asshole. You almost hit me.
Driver2: Pluck my gooch.
Dan: Pluck my gooch.
Boss: I need you to stay late tonight and help with clean up.
Employee: I need you to pluck my gooch.
Driver1: Hey asshole. You almost hit me.
Driver2: Pluck my gooch.
by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018
by adam of the desert October 23, 2007