Short for "please", used in email by lazy asshats who put the minimum possible effort into being polite. Usually used in messges demanding something that's trivial for them but a PITA for you.
by fax4voice3 April 06, 2005
Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)
Monica: Oh yay! I made a new mutual today because we started following & talking to eachother on twitter and we like eachother (so it seems).
by qtheresurrection March 25, 2015
Shorthand for please, but nowadays since texting shorthand isn't really used, it has actually become something of a separate entity. It has made it into verbal speech, such as "lol", and is pronounced "plz" or "pluz". In this context, in in and of itself can be used to mean:
"oh please" used to call out one's bullshit.
or
"please no" a subdued beg for mercy, usually from an online roasting.
"oh please" used to call out one's bullshit.
or
"please no" a subdued beg for mercy, usually from an online roasting.
"I had sex with this really hot girl!"
"Pls"
"Everyone has to learn it by tomorrow. Especially Jason"
Jason:"Pls"
"Pls"
"Everyone has to learn it by tomorrow. Especially Jason"
Jason:"Pls"
by Dr. Futality August 15, 2017
Example 1: You think that ghost story is true? pls.
Example 2: Donald Trump is a good president? oh pls.
Example 2: Donald Trump is a good president? oh pls.
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by @pgoughy June 21, 2020
Parking Lot Syndrome. When a group of friends stand around in the parking lot talking and chatting after dinner, a movie, or an event. This usually occurs when deciding on what to do next and can last a few minutes. However, it's only considered PLS if it lasts a considerable amount of time.
"Let's get rid of this PLS and decide where to go already! We've been out here in this parking lot for an hour and I wanna do something!"
by makalive45 February 12, 2007
Post Lunch Sleepiness: The greatest and most dangerous disorder in America today. It affects millions of American workers and or students each and every weekday of the year. The symptoms include lethargy, a strong urge to sleep no matter where you are at the moment, and an inability to focus on anything no matter how interesting it may be.
Monty: Man, I just finished lunch like an hour ago, and now I got a severe case of PLS.
Ryan: PLS?
Monty: Yeah, post lunch sleepiness
Ryan: Oh yeah, I had that real bad on Tuesday, and fell asleep under a pile of phone books in the supply room. When I woke up it was 6 at nite, and everyone was gone.
Monty: Yeah, PLS sucks.
Ryan: PLS?
Monty: Yeah, post lunch sleepiness
Ryan: Oh yeah, I had that real bad on Tuesday, and fell asleep under a pile of phone books in the supply room. When I woke up it was 6 at nite, and everyone was gone.
Monty: Yeah, PLS sucks.
by Montay March 26, 2008
pls or plys is used mostly by Turks at mmorpgs games, especialy at SRO. It's the word Please actually but in turk dialect
by TheHiddenWolf July 22, 2009
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