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The act in which, by natural childbirth, the newborn infant destroys the anatomy of the female vagina; rendering it looser and less fun than it was prior to parturiency.
Hey man, did you hear Breanne is pregnant?
Yeah, it's a bummer. That bastard baby is going to be plowing my favorite playground soon!
Yeah, it's a bummer. That bastard baby is going to be plowing my favorite playground soon!
by hottcarl November 29, 2013