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A French Canadian smart ass who reads books on how their penis is so small it couldn't please a tick.
The girl snickered at how plourde his dick was after listening to him talk so smooth and smart!
by Cuddle84 August 25, 2017
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Jul 13 Word of the Day
a phrase chiefly used in northern England.

it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".

living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.
Geoff: "ZOMFG a just hopped off the buz n me 'ouse is burnin' down n me Deirdre's in there dyin!"
Jack: "Be reet."
by Tommmmmmmmmmmmm May 06, 2007
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