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Ploop is the sound as well as the action.

Poop, and makes a sound when it hits the water, is ploop. it reflects the sound as well as what it is and what was done.
I stood high over the toilet and took a ploop.....
by Donny January 17, 2005
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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An ambiguous word; the meaning depends on the context in which it is used. Primarily used to express an emotion or to fill a void in a conversation.

1. Its conventional meaning can be defined as an exclamation used during times in which a plausible response is non-existent.

2. Also used as a lighthearted response to hearing an unfortunate comment or disappointing news. In this context it is usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal or when it primarily affects someone else; it's sort of a mild schadenfreude.

3. The meaning can be emphasized with the additional of the vowel "o" and therefore changing the sound similar to trombone. "Ploooooop."
4. Onomatopoeic use imitates the sound of feces hitting the toilet bowl during a bowel movement. This is the common form seen on urban dictionary but perhaps not the most pleasant as it is associated with disgusting imagery
5. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect.
1.

sleeping beauty: "I woke up late"
Dwarf: "ploop"
2.
Loser: "it's not fair I wanted first pick. my team sucks."
Champ:"ploop, not going to lie I have a killer team this year"
3.

Dude: "bro they killed harambe."
Bro: "Dude, i heard. ploooooop."
4.

"That guy took an epic dump. we could all hear it. 'ploop ploop ploop' LOL"
5.
Brother: "ploop ploop ploopy ploop ploop ploopidity ploop"
Sister: "Shut up"
by Parth M Patel January 29, 2018
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The sound that a turd makes when it splashes in the toilet.
I took a large dump and every time my turd fell in the water it made a (ploop)ing sound.
by Ryan Adams April 28, 2006
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The sound that is made when you have let a gigantic piece of feces, poop, shit, or crap fall out of your butt and into the toilet. Mostly likely the poop has been held in for a long LONG time.
When can I use the bathroom? In a minute. Ploop! Uh oh! What? We gonna need a new toilet! EWWWW!
by thundershck October 06, 2010
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variation of plop.
a plop that causes water to fly up and smack your ass...leaving you cleansed and refreshed.
i forgot to wipe my ass cheeks... that ploop really got me that time!
by sexybitch June 05, 2003
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The sound a drop of water makes when it hits the ground.
I’m hearing many ploops outside, it must be starting to rain.
by TKinfinity July 13, 2019
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