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n. A sexual act whose climax involves (long-distance) ejaculation onto a picture of George Clooney.

Also v. int.: to plooney
Man, I can't wait to go home and plooney!
by Dr. Mung March 10, 2004
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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A person who is a colossal simp for their significant other
‘He was talking to that girl all night. He’s a right Plooney.’
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Used to describe someone who is a colossal simp for their significant other
‘He was talking to that girl all night. He’s a right Plooney.’
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Bruno is my hero for Plooney...
when i saw Intolerable Crulety...i had the urge to plooney
by shirabobira March 20, 2004
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