n. A sexual act whose climax involves (long-distance) ejaculation onto a picture of George Clooney.

Also v. int.: to plooney

A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.

George Clooney's face getting sprayed....

A person who is a colossal simp for their significant other

Used to describe someone who is a colossal simp for their significant other

Bruno is my hero for Plooney...