Plonker

1.Somebody who is a bit...simple to say the least.
2.A game played between men with their genataila
A: You're a bit of a twat, aren't you?
B: Shut up you plonker! You can barely tell your arse from your elbow!
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Plonker

Somebody who is a bit...simple to say the least.
A: Hey, you twat!
B: Shut up you plonker, you can barely tell your arse from your elbow!
A: 0_0
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Plonker

When you miss an easy goal in football
You just missed and absolute plonker
by Chad man March 20, 2019
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Placid Plonker

An annoying idiot x2
You placid plonker
by your-ugly-fat-mom March 30, 2022
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Pulling the Plonker

Another word for masturbation.
i might go pulling the plonker a bit lata

eww thats nasty!
by KriiPtonicZ February 22, 2010
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silly plonker

My father
My father is a silly Plonker
by Purple chicky July 9, 2014
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Plinker plonker

somebody who causes but complete annoyance but still has a use
look at banasic, he's such a plinker plonker
by biggestbafoonbingus69 June 4, 2023
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