Staying in bed for an extended or exaggerated amount of time; sleeping, watching movies, or cuddling with a partner, or a group.
by Jack_Mier April 03, 2014
Get a Plonk mug for your father-in-law Bob.
an insult you say to someone when you're messing around. Less harsh than "you idiot" or "you fuckhead."
You plonk.
by bread infection November 25, 2009
Get the plonk neck gaiter and mug.
The sound of faeces hitting the water when deficating in a toilet.
verb. "I just had a 1337 plonk man"
verb. "I just had a 1337 plonk man"
by n30x October 17, 2004
Get the Plonk neck gaiter and mug.
I went in for a kiss, plonking her. She freaked out. Apparently those chicks have something against touching their manicured hair.
God damnit! I just want to plonk you so bad!
God damnit! I just want to plonk you so bad!
by Ihatepullups December 08, 2010
Get a Plonk mug for your father Trump.
dude last night me and amber were doing it and i plonked all over her face.
that girl was a bitch so i plonked on her bed.
that girl was a bitch so i plonked on her bed.
by johnnyExpress February 03, 2011
Get the Plonk neck gaiter and mug.
Someone with a huge ego that should not have one; someone who brags at being good at something when their terrible at it. Also this person lies a lot.
Tom said that he was great at skateboarding, but when i asked him to go down the ramp, he fell and broke one of the wheels of his board; he is such a plonk!
by Tizzzy May 25, 2008
Get a plonk mug for your guy José.
Inspired by the 'planking' craze, the art of plonking is to lay a turd horizontally across the ground any objects outside of Plonk! wine bar.
by golden cobra July 13, 2011
Get a plonk! mug for your guy Larisa.
Apr 22 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
