1. Cheap wine

2. The sound your poo makes when it hits water

A shorted version of plonker meaning a idiotic, moronic, stupid person.

An expression that connotes a deep sexual desire for the addressee. Mostly included in the vocabulary of crackwhores, camilles, and other strange women. A sign to avoid the speaker at all costs

Plonks are racist members of the Shoreline, WA community who commit hate crimes, are glued to Fox News, and who refuse to acknowledge their hateful and outdated opinions. Plonks and Karens are closely related.

When a person attempts to insert a flaccid penis during sex.

A bad photo with no redeeming features.

Can be used as a verb to mean taking a photo with zero effort or thought behind it.

British colloquial term for wine. Generally used to refer to cheap or lower quality wines.