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the act of limping to avoid the sides of your butt cheeks from touching after taking a spicy crap.
Man! after eating that spicy chicken sandwich, I plimped around for the next couple hours.
by plimp slapper August 09, 2011
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the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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