Urban Dictionary: please

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an expression of joy or laughter in response to a funny joke/statement. typically a substitute for "LOL", "LMAO", etc.

"did you see this picture that laur sent?"

"PLEASE THAT'S SO FUNNY"

by fairydoir February 18, 2021

by purplemonky November 24, 2003

Hand me those cookies, please.

by quickstop17 November 14, 2006

"50 cents please?"
"PHUC NO!"
"Just to pleeeease myself?"
"ok sure bb."
"unh!"

by -_- /\/ / /\/ _/ /\ January 23, 2017

Provide Legal Exculpation And Sign Everything

Ted - Hey Barney, what do you do for a living?

Barney - Ha Please

by afdgh11 August 23, 2018

In Cincinnati (Cincy), this is slang/short for "Could you please repeat that?"

Clerk: Ju orda da watr?
Cincinnatian: Please?
Clerk: Did you order the water?

by Red Tag Man October 19, 2005

can b used instead of eitha (1) "i don't believe you" or (2) "yeah, right."

(1) "ey, i jus fucked 50 cent in tha back of hiz whip, girl!" >> "girl, please."

(2) "stop frontin, u kno u want me!" >> "PLEASE."

by iTaLiAn MaMi August 06, 2004