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When you have to shit so bad that you can feel a turd breaking the surface only for you to pull it back in, as if your ass is playing yo-yo with a shit.
Guy 1: Dude, we gotta stop soon.
Guy 2: Nah man, you can make it.
Guy 1: No, seriously. I've been playing yo-yo with a turd for the last ten miles. It's about time to walk the dog if you know what I'm saying.
Guy 2: Nah man, you can make it.
Guy 1: No, seriously. I've been playing yo-yo with a turd for the last ten miles. It's about time to walk the dog if you know what I'm saying.
by Nerples December 23, 2013
Jul 17 Word of the Day
A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019