Urban Dictionary: playing with yourself

playing with yourself

the act of playing with your genital organs in order to get pleasure

If I see you playing with yourself I'll get all turned up.

by hazelkid September 18, 2006

Get a playing with yourself mug for your brother-in-law Bob.

Playing with yourself

Do you like playing with yourself? 'cause I DO.

by 6/8/14 June 08, 2014

Get a Playing with yourself mug for your mate Larisa.

Play yourself for a fool. Actions or deeds which are in opposition to one's own self interests.

"Don't play yourself!" yelled Jamal as DeShawn went up for a slam dunk even though DeShawn is only 5'-4" and only has a 12" vertical.

by ElMariachi1 January 30, 2017

Get a play yourself mug for your mother-in-law Nathalie.

Played yourself

When you done fucked up

Guy1: I'll have cereal
*pours milk in first, has no cereal*
DJ Khaled: Congratulations, you played yourself

by DJ Khaledius August 31, 2016

Get a Played yourself mug for your bunkmate Riley.

reveal a weakness.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 05, 2003

Get a play yourself mug for your cousin Günter.

played yourself

To mess up terribly, made famous by DJ Khaled

Congratulations, you played yourself

by BrySchec November 23, 2016

Get the played yourself neck gaiter and mug.

played yourself

To mess up badly... Also, the example (taken from an Among Us clip that I cannot link).

Impostor (when he finds out he got Impostor): Oh you guys are so dead!
Random Crewmate: Alright, we gettin' his ass out first.
Random Crewmate 3: Bro, you guys are so dumb... this is just a joke.
Impostor: I literally said this last game...
Random Crewmate 2: No he didn't.
Literally everyone: Get his ass out of here!
Me: Ya played yourself.

by Da Budder Man September 19, 2020

Get a played yourself mug for your father-in-law Abdul.