When a man performs cunnilingus on a woman experiencing her menstrual flow.
Reggie: So, bobby walks into the her room and finds a certain very well-known rapper playing the RAGTIME standard at the old west saloon on his old lady...

ARVN: Reg, you're bullshiting me. holy niggertron. and what happened then?

Reggie: well, bobby whipped out his cock on lupe ta-do, made like the OK corral, won the gun slinging, and then made like wyatt earp and busted two shots on his ol' lady MAE WEST.

ARVN: no hawaii?

Reggie: no hawaii.
by Mack 10 the knife February 24, 2010
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