by Raptor and Blackout November 10, 2010
Simply put we are the ultimate fighting force in the world. We're all about taking names and kicking ass. Our leaders are just that, leaders. When we fuck bitches we laugh when they cry from getting ass fucked. We piss excellence. Some of our achievments are, spinkickabortion.com, Saber challenge all time winners, 4 men in the platoon have made their lady's get an abortion, and we have a clinically retarded member. (timothy bies)
Jesus to God: why did you name me jesus?
God:
well because i couldnt think of anythin better
Jesus:
i think the name third platoon is a good name
God
Well god damnit your right
God:
well because i couldnt think of anythin better
Jesus:
i think the name third platoon is a good name
God
Well god damnit your right
by Captian Long-dong June 23, 2009
Workers that fill minor support roles on the job ("assistants"), yet somehow tend to be the focus of the frustrations and negative emotions that are ever-present in the workplace.
Owner to Manager: "Company profits fell last quarter."
Manager to Salesperson: "Company profits fell last quarter because of the subpar performance of our sales team."
Owner, Manager, and Salesperson to assistant: "You lazy unproductive dipshit!
Assistant muttering to self: "Smoked a little weed in high school and wound up in this pee-on platoon"
Manager to Salesperson: "Company profits fell last quarter because of the subpar performance of our sales team."
Owner, Manager, and Salesperson to assistant: "You lazy unproductive dipshit!
Assistant muttering to self: "Smoked a little weed in high school and wound up in this pee-on platoon"
by Lazy Slacker July 31, 2009
by abstyle78 July 31, 2009
-A group of women who seem to smell like a combination of fresh water tuna and . Stay away from these women because they will not hesitate to have sexual relations with you in order to obtain your stash of cheeseburgers.
-Also a group of small children who collect there tears for the purpose of seasoning their tuna.
-Also a group of small children who collect there tears for the purpose of seasoning their tuna.
1.
"What's that smell, Brian?"
"It seems to be that tuna platoon by the bar, rubbing cheeseburgers all over their bellies."
2.
"What's that smell, Brian?"
"It seems to be that tuna platoon crying all over their tuna sandwiches."
"What's that smell, Brian?"
"It seems to be that tuna platoon by the bar, rubbing cheeseburgers all over their bellies."
2.
"What's that smell, Brian?"
"It seems to be that tuna platoon crying all over their tuna sandwiches."
by rpskrilla October 06, 2011
When your brave enough to drink goon your classified as a souljah, and your mates also join, making a platoon, in this platoon u guys battle the taste of cheap goon WEEKLY, only the true souljahz will survive, goon on
by Leony symo August 14, 2008
the most knowledgeable part of a NAVY S.E.A.L.s career the moment he returns from his first deployment when he now knows everything about being a S.E.A.L. and needs zero fucking guidance from anybody at all regardless of their rank or experience level.
Thank god we got so many fucking one platoon wonders. telling us what we do. it is just impossible to think how we ever fought the war without them. Lets all grow beards never cut our hair and tell the C.O. to go fuck himself. It must be the right thing to do I mean thats what the one platoon wonders want.
by captain fucko January 24, 2010