An infinite platoon is a vivid dream - often a nightmare - that sticks with you for a long period of time. It usually occurs when you are physically or mentally stressed. Current life events and thoughts or fears are filtered through dream logic, creating something uncanny and hard to forget.
A common infinite platoon is dreaming about a movie you just watched (ex. Platoon) and a deep anxiety (ex. wasting time, perhaps by watching an infinitely long movie).
Infinite platoons have become more common during the COVID-19 quarantine due to higher levels of stress and boredom.
I think I had an infinite platoon last night, I can't stop thinking about it. I woke up on the verge of tears.
by glocksucker69 May 06, 2020
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An organisation of incredibly good looking men. Generally involving themselves in hunting, fishing, weights, gentlemen's discussions, community service, modeling, coaching, war, or masculine pursuits. Does not define sexual preferences. Glorifies masculinity in a positive way, encourages male body positivity, encourages testosterone driven excercizes without judgement or fear. Recognizes men of all creeds ,colors ages , religions, nations, sizes, physiques, and tastes.
" Did you see the sex Panther Platoon that was out there fixing the telephone poles today? One was sweating and he took his shirt off to wipe his sweat, then ate a sandwich in 3 bites... Sure looked good".
by AVsearch March 23, 2018
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