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Portmanteau from "platonic" and "unicorn". A platonicorn is a person involved in a platonic relationship with a couple, such as the three involved persons get along with each other, together or separately.
You're welcome to come over for drinks on Tuesday night, but we'll be hanging out with our platonicorn, so you might feel like a 4th wheel or something.
by skaya September 27, 2020
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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