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To massage your own worldview by rejecting facts or other information that conflicts with it. To deny the validity of all worldviews other than your own.
"He refuses to listen to what other people have to say; he just plasturbates."

"Don't bother talking to her unless you like hearing plasturbation."
by JohnnyReb87 February 09, 2009
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A buzz word being used to refer to creators and influencers forming or encouraging unhealthy relationships with their fans. Usually used in the context of young audiences feeling they have a relationship with the influencer due to the huge amount of the influencer’s content they consume. The influencer in question, however, is unaware of the fan’s existence other than the general knowledge of having fans. Common examples include Dream and his stans. These relationships are exacerbated by the influencers confirming they have more than a creator-to-viewer relationship.

The word is circulating due to various YouTube essays about the phenomenon using the word, and therefore people who enjoy complaining about influencers repeating what they heard in the video in any comments section they can find.
I can’t believe that creator encourages parasocial relationships with his fans...

Man what a parasocial relationship :/
by SodaScarf April 12, 2021
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Masturbating over a naked mannequin or 3d-rendered nude image, as opposed to the real thing.
What a weirdo... he gets off to those fake 3d-rendered nude chicks! He plasturbates!
by Ninth October 04, 2006
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1. Masturbating as a result of drinking heavily.
2. Drinking alcohol while masturbating.
I plasturbated so much after i got home last night.
I'm so lonely i plasturbated with my friend Jack Daniels.
by e=mchammered December 16, 2008
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