A plastic surgery procedure so advanced, it might as well be an act of pure magic and sorcery. This procedure is usually performed by surgeon-mage, also known as a sorgerer.
David Packman is gonna need some plastic sorgery to fix his ugly face so I can finally watch his talkshow
by (((David Pakman))) December 21, 2019
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"hello there! how do you identity yourself? please?"
"well you see, i enjoy being know as a 'plastic sperm machine!"
"oh wow, thats honest! bye!"
"well you see, i enjoy being know as a 'plastic sperm machine!"
"oh wow, thats honest! bye!"
by hairy poo bum willy heas March 27, 2021
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vsco girls biggest nightmare and they will kill all the turtles. If you are friends with a vsco girl never use plastic straws or they will haunt you in your dreams and kill your hydroflasks. Watch out for the plastic straws!
Dan: (hops through a time machine- from 2050 to 2020) hello who are you?
Vsco girl: Save the turtles sksksksksk
Dan: what are turtles?
Vsco girl: wtf???
Dan: hey, do u Want a drink? (Hands her a plastic soda with a plastic straw)
Vsco girl: AHHHHHHH!!!! *faints*
Vsco girl: Save the turtles sksksksksk
Dan: what are turtles?
Vsco girl: wtf???
Dan: hey, do u Want a drink? (Hands her a plastic soda with a plastic straw)
Vsco girl: AHHHHHHH!!!! *faints*
by Elephant27 January 07, 2020
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When you wake up after a night of being a Sub and finding an object in your asshole the next morning.
by lordofthighs March 11, 2019
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When you have An abnormally large thumb and stick in in a transgender robots vaginal area. Once done cut off your plastic finger, dip it in some frosting and shove it up your ass
by Land cooch September 20, 2018
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The use of your baby cousins toys for sex. Most likely ockward shapes that can be used as a butt plug and a mouth plug for secret sex.
Guy 1: Hey, I used some Plastic Tootles on Karen last night
Guy 2: Well, where did you pull this michevious business
Guy 1: In the bathroom at a funeral
Guy 2: Well, where did you pull this michevious business
Guy 1: In the bathroom at a funeral
by InvisibleRoss February 16, 2019
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National Plastic Day is November 4th ! That means forget about those hydro flask and turtles and only use plastic !!
Hey Johnny it’s National Plastic Day that means we don’t have to carry our hydro flasks and can use plastic bottles !
by thefaxxxxxxxs October 20, 2019
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