plarkour is the hybrid sport of planking and parkour. plarkour occurs when someone swiftly negotiates an object or surface currently being used by a someone whom is planking. the plarkour athlete may use any means necessary to scale, step on or over, bounce off, or crush the planker during their journey.

When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.