When a musician, often in a "jam" band, sensually makes extended love to their instrument's fret board in an indulgent effort to display their improvisational skill.
Dude, I went to that hippie jam band last night, those guys sure know how to wank the plank, man.
by SmellyHippieJamBandLover March 22, 2015
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A slutty man's penis. Generally referring to his filthy genitalia.
I wouldn't touch his skank plank with a 10 ft pole.
by br March 05, 2015
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To beat your dick (not literally) Or to receive a handjob by somebody.
Yo I’m boutta go yank the plank I’ll be right back.

This girl yanked my plank last night, it was great.
by 69_master69 March 19, 2021
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