A plainview laxer is not a normal laxer, plainview laxers are lacrosse player that earn everything. They aren't rich or extremely skillful but they work hard and fight for everything they want. Even though they don't always get the win they walk off the field every game with at least one thing they are proud of, they know that someone on the other team is in more pain than he was before the game.

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