How New Yorkers refer to a plain slice of cheese pizza.

the act of texting people while you are pooping

the quality of vision. often accompanied by strong emotions. can, will lead to rational realisation. and - if balls are attached to your guts - to action.

someone who may be normal or boring.

nothing is really going on for them. physically just average features not ugly or pretty.
mentally just not exciting to talk to, dont do much cool stuff.

The best flavor of any tasty treat.

No sense of the world around he/she when asked a simple ass question

A small village near Airdrie in North Lanarkshire, Scotland.

Look up "Airdrie" on urbandictionary.com, Plains is mostly similar.
Although Plains now has a train line running through it, unlike Airdrie and nearby village of Caldercruix it does not have a station. This is entirely due to the decision made by Network Rail against Plains.
However, due to tickets on the Airdrie>Bathgate line being ridiculously expensive, very few people are actually using the railway so Network Rail are getting their comeuppance.