the highest form of owning. the ladder of humiliation goes like this: diss-toast-roast-own-pwn-pizzowned. Pizzowned can only be used in the past tense, because of its massiveness. Being pizzowned rarely happens, and when it does, the victim either craps their pants or cries like a little baby. If you say you've pizzowned someone, you're probably lying. I've never pizzowned someone, either, so stop lying to yourself.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

New-age version of the word "pwned" which comes from the word "owned" meaning to win against someone, with ease. Now, there is "owned" with "pwned" and a bit of pizza goodness on the side. Hence, "pizzowned".

pizz*owned (verb) (1) - To be owned in a manner proportionate to the goodness of a Pizza Hut (tm) calzone (Pizzone). It is the epiphany of ownage.

pizz*owned (verb) (2) - To be served a piece of american-italian cuisine.

pizz*owned (verb) (3) - To have a Pizzone or other american-italian cuisine slammed into one's face or body.

A derivative of the word pown, it means to defeat someone hands down, rubbing it in their face.. even more so, because they are not just owned..or powned..they are pizzoned..calzone style. (Coming from the Pizza Hut commercial, selling pizzones.. a combination of pizzas and calzone)

To be owned. Used in the following insult.

1) Pizzowned is from the dirivination of the word "Owned" and is used in extreme and intense context. Usually used along with the set of words "You have been." Past tense- Pizzowned, present pizzownage or pizzown.