Originates from early Prussian times and is used to describe severe disappointment at ones actions. Also used to describe women who are clumsy or repeatedly do silly things.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

its a dick on a stick. you eat it by a) juss lickin it b)coverin it with frosting then microwaving it (coughmollycough)