Also known as Rhyse. Pronounced "reese", not "rice".
A Canadian guy who's too old to be interneting according to various sources (12 year old girls).
Currently running for president of Canada.
Famous for blogging. He's had lots of tumblrs in the past, this one has lots of cats on it. And pizza?
He makes popular tumblr posts and memes that have been translated into many languages for the convenience of all.
He's funny but can be an asshole but he's a lovable asshole if you know what i mean.

A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.

A hilarious humour blogger from Canada who drinks bagged milk and is an alcoholic. He once covered himself in ketchup and filmed it. He's also a raging alcoholic because he drinks occasionally.