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Brandon: Dude! I just just pizzed in the toilet!!!!
Alex: WHAT THE FUCK! DO I NEED TO KNOW THAT!?!?!
Alex: WHAT THE FUCK! DO I NEED TO KNOW THAT!?!?!
by alex t dd ddd August 10, 2009
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The combination of pee and jizz which normally comes out after the piss following having sex or masturbating
Dude after a fucked kayla I took a long ass pee but I had to stand there for like 15 seconds after to get the pizz out.
by Wierd ass September 09, 2009
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word of origin - french with a hint of RockRollying
noun: the combination of piss and jizz that is produced and discharged out of a males reproductive organ
noun: the combination of piss and jizz that is produced and discharged out of a males reproductive organ
by Melon Defiler May 03, 2011
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When you are taking a piss and miraculously you start jizzing out of you ass onto the floor.
This happens to every man at least once in there life it starts from not masterbaiting for at least 2 days so your jizz needs out some way so it shoots out your ass.
This will leave rashes in your ass for about three weeks.
It will hurt to walk and you can prevent this by shoving a tampon up your ass if this happens twice in a day you will die unless you have butt sex with someone in less than an hour.
Will leave you in a bad mood called P.B.S. which means penis blows penis blows shit!
This happens to every man at least once in there life it starts from not masterbaiting for at least 2 days so your jizz needs out some way so it shoots out your ass.
This will leave rashes in your ass for about three weeks.
It will hurt to walk and you can prevent this by shoving a tampon up your ass if this happens twice in a day you will die unless you have butt sex with someone in less than an hour.
Will leave you in a bad mood called P.B.S. which means penis blows penis blows shit!
You havent masterbaited for 2 days and you are pissing suddenly a painful leak out of the bottom of your ass you will just fall to the ground screaming ooouuuuuuuuuucccccccchhhhhhhh! You have just pizzed.
"Hey man!Whatsup?"
"Don't talk to me im pizzing man"
"owwwwwwe sorry man "
"Everybody run!!!!!!!!Bill's PBSing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Hey man!Whatsup?"
"Don't talk to me im pizzing man"
"owwwwwwe sorry man "
"Everybody run!!!!!!!!Bill's PBSing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by respectful1 September 15, 2009