The act of being totally and completely owned
Wow, I got my ass Pizoned

Andy's Rasta hat doesn't pizone the ladys.
by Jared Fraser May 30, 2006
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I am going to the bar with my pizons to reminisce about the good old days.
by QuantumTaoist February 24, 2017
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A guy who fucks a lot...
Some one who has a lot of sex!
Steven es un pizon, because he has a lot of sex with bitches!
by bitchass305 September 27, 2010
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Pizoned - (PIH-zOH-ned)

1. To be uber pwned
2. To be much better than another person/(s) at something.
Damn, i got 5 headshots on you in a row. You just got pizoned!
by Cable330 February 28, 2010
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The act of being wrecked by someone or something. also pizoned
Oh man that guy just kicked you in the nuts you got pizoned.

Oh man you work at charter that sucks man life just pizoned you.
by Dannypants June 09, 2004
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Noun, or, more commonly, a Verb. May also be spelled "Pizown." A Pizone is the act of owning something or someone via decapitating them with a pizza box (usually thrown like a frisbee or very large shuriken).

This word was derived from a semi-popular Pizza Hut foodstuff also called a Pizone.
*leaps out of nowhere and hurls pizza box at opponent, decapitating them*

"Hah! That was a Pizone."/ "I just Pizoned you."
by SwordmasterX September 13, 2007
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Spanish slang for "1)really fucked up; or really awesome."
If you find your girlfriend fucking some other guy, then that situation is pizon.

"Yo that hooked up supra is pizon!"

It's kinda funny that Pizza Hut came out with that "Pison" Pizza. How about some fucked up pizza?
by Bollo November 19, 2003
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