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Breasts shown (in some occasions touched) because of pity for a person.
When Bob's dad died and he lost his job Lisa allowed him to touch her pity titties.
by Sarcalogos January 11, 2009
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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An expression used for when a girl feels bad for you, so she shows you a boob.
Guy 1: "Dude, that girl showed me a pity titty last night."
Guy 2: "At least you got to see one."
by Bari123 February 13, 2018
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Huge boobs on girls that are not pretty, don't have an ass, and are repulsive besides the fact that they have enormous tits. Gods way to give the ugly a chance at sex.
"Man that chick is so hideous, how did you ever manage to hit that?"
A: " She had the biggest pity titties I have ever seen, that's how."
by Was wasted October 10, 2011
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Letting a male widower cop a feel out of pity
"Aww, his wife just died. Give him some pity titty."
by Bosom Buddy September 11, 2012
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When someone sends you nudes because they feel bad for you
Dude, i asked for this girls nudes, but i only got a pity titty...
by atomx12 April 19, 2018
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