When your significant other is just about to rest for the evening and jump onto them and roll back and forth, like a steamroller, squishing them into the mattress

First, lay down a terrible towel as a place mat (this will get messy). Next: take pierogies, cole slaw, and french fries and place them over the testicles. Enjoy!

During sexual intercourse just prior to ejaculation, the male partner pulls out his appendage and proceeds to whip it around in a weedwacker type motion spraying the ejaculatory fluid around the room.

When a woman with loose morals has to move to a new town because she already ran through all the dudes in her old town.