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The act of wearing a strap-on so you can go in both holes during sexual intercourse. NOTE: Must be a male to do this, unless you somehow wear two (2) strap-ons.
Me: Why is there a strap-on with shit on it on your couch?
Mike: Oh, I just got done giving Darren's mom a pittsburgh pitchfork.
Me: .....
Mike: Oh, I just got done giving Darren's mom a pittsburgh pitchfork.
Me: .....
by frankie67 December 08, 2013
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018