Urban Dictionary: pitch the tent

Pitching a tent

The act of getting an unexpected erection typically caused by the sight of a beautiful girl.

He looked at his phone and ended up pitching a tent!

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Pitching A tent

Pretty much a boner

He was pitching a tent when he saw her in that bikini

by Dicksuckinghoe September 19, 2018

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Having a rock-hard boner —usually involuntarily, and often a teenage phenomenon.

“Bra, I was seriously pitching tent when that bombshell entered the sauna... I couldn’t help it bra.”

by Dutch Bra July 26, 2018

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Pitching the tent

When someone gets a boner and it causes their pants to perk up in a tent like shape

I couldn’t come up in front of the class because I was accidentally pitching the tent

by Fusion_Hf April 17, 2019

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