"Oi, look at Tim! He's pissed off his ass! Haha!"
"Man, I'm fuckin pissed!"

-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.

1) I'm pissed at you right now

2) He got pissed and fell down

3) I pissed in her mouth.

Fuck you, now I'm pissed.

I've been drinking all day, and I'm gettin a bit pissed. *thud*

1. man, i was pissed outta my mind last night
2. im pissed like urine, he stole my fish!

1. I'm so friggin pissed off at you right now!

2. I got so pissed last night that i shit my pants.

3. Your mongrel dog just pissed on my petunias!

All definitions can also be cleverly combined...

Im so pissed off that you were so pissed you pissed in my bed!

"Goddamn, My good man. I am so pissed, I can't drive home tonight!"