Urban Dictionary: pissed

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"Oi, look at Tim! He's pissed off his ass! Haha!"
"Man, I'm fuckin pissed!"

by Tommy F. September 08, 2005

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when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life

Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate

by finesseeeee March 01, 2019

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pissed

1) To be extremely angry

2) To be heavily intoxicated with alcohol to the point of not knowing where you are.

3) Past verb of piss.

1) I'm pissed at you right now

2) He got pissed and fell down

3) I pissed in her mouth.

by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004

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pissed

Annoyed and angered.

Drunk off your ass.

Fuck you, now I'm pissed.

I've been drinking all day, and I'm gettin a bit pissed. *thud*

by PaulWall July 26, 2003

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pissed

1. to be very drunk
2. to be very angry

1. man, i was pissed outta my mind last night
2. im pissed like urine, he stole my fish!

by Andrew April 30, 2005

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Pissed

(In Australia one word means a lot of things... )

1. Angry

2. Drunk

3. Urined

1. I'm so friggin pissed off at you right now!

2. I got so pissed last night that i shit my pants.

3. Your mongrel dog just pissed on my petunias!

All definitions can also be cleverly combined...

Im so pissed off that you were so pissed you pissed in my bed!

by vegemite sanga February 07, 2010

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pissed

I know you may have heard this before, but pissed, in Britain, means to be drunk.

"Goddamn, My good man. I am so pissed, I can't drive home tonight!"

by Mr. X December 05, 2004

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