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My wife was PMSing when I told her I wanted a threesome with her & her sister for my birthday.
I felt a terrible chill go up my spine as the room filled with pissed mist.
I felt a terrible chill go up my spine as the room filled with pissed mist.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 09, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018